online dating is terrifying |
the horrors of okcupid. feel free to submit your own horror stories / messages / screen shots. |
1. Van. Like a mini-van?
2. Dear lord, you look like you’re about to fall asleep.
3. I can tell. Woo. So happy. Best day of my… -yawn- life.
4. Didn’t you just graduate?
5. Aha. So you’re… a rockstar? You certainly don’t have the personality of such.
6. Where are the other three?
7. Yes, I understand.
8. DON’T YOU NEED AIR?
9. Lolwut? Personality? lies.
10. We’ll be sure to hire you. But this is a dating site.
Oh my god your commentary. I think I love you.