online dating is terrifying

okcupidisms:

I hate when I get messages like this.  Especially when I go to their profile and it’s basically the same stuff chewed up and spit out into each text box they decided to fill.  Which was:

1.  I go to school

2.  I have a kid

3.  God is important to me

[snoooooore…]

You see, he was actually trying to tell you that the interested belonged to you.