online dating is terrifying

okcupidcreepy:

I’m unsure of most guys intentions on OkCupid. What I automatically assume is that most of them are looking for someone to sleep with. So, let me make this clear…

If you (as a man) are trying to find a cute, intelligent woman to either a. sleep with, or b. have a relationship with on a dating website - then you should really consider fixing your poor grammar and sentence structure. While I may not have perfect grammar and my sentences my not always make sense, I  do know that I don’t sound like a complete idiot. Here is a link to a lovely book I used in high school. Sure does wonders on how to write. And look, you can buy it for just $27.07 on Amazon! What a steal! (note: sarcasm).

http://www.amazon.com/Writers-Inc-Handbook-Learning-Revision/dp/0669471860

I don’t care how attractive you are… if you can’t figure out the difference between “here” and “hear” or “there” and “their” then don’t bother messaging me (or any other girl who looks like she might be smart). You could have abs of steal and a 12 inch penis and I would still not be attracted to you. Actually, 12 inches is kind of frightening anyways.

And just for fun… I’m going to fix this guys message to me…

Instead of this, “Hi what’s up ur pretty cute lets talk hope to here from you!!!” try this, “Hi, what’s up? You’re pretty cute! We should talk sometime. I hope to hear from you!”