online dating is terrifying

“Hello Jade,

I may have written you in the past, but it’s been too long to remember.

Regardless, the fact remains that I think you’re attractive, and if you feel the same way towards me, it’s possible that you might be open to my proposition: to have sex with each other.

We could have a one-night stand or have something sexual in the long term. Frankly, I don’t care which. I just want to be with with you - at least for one night.

Don’t take things the wrong way, please. I’m simply too busy to entertain a serious, committed relationship. Perhaps, you feel the same way.

I’m a college student, with the majority of my focus pin pointed on the future - with regard to earning an education and/or trade to find work stability. Times are tight, but that doesn’t help my libido.

I honestly, just want to have sex with you. Nothing more, nothing less. What do you think?

I understand that this message could be construed as inappropriate or flat out obnoxious, but it’s real. I’m just being honest. So please, don’t bust my chops.

I’m just a laid back, horny guy. I’m just hoping that you and I can keep things simple and fuck - or hump, however you’d like to word it, ha ha!

I really have no other way of communicating myself to you, so I hope that you will take (at least) a couple of days to think about what I’ve proposed.

If you have any questions, comments and/or concerns, simply bring them to my attention. I will not waist your time.

With all in mind, I hope this message falls upon your lap lightly. Take care, and I hope to hear from you soon.

Barry :)”