February 2012
4 posts
Here, have a thing.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sexaybisexual
I don’t even know where to start. “Why”, accompanied by the shaking of a fist, is all that’s probably necessary.
Do note the “Find out if you can survive, if you had sex with ME!” quiz she penned. (I think it’s an invitation to die.)
~A young man who just got -1 point to faith in humanity
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/romanceready
Truly horrifyingly crazy.
January 2012
4 posts
I guess this is my fault for having
“My favorite words?:
1) Titty 2) Octogenarian 3) Gelatinous 4) Moist”
in my profile.
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I wonder if this method of courtship has ever been...
I don't know if I'd consider being hairy as...
This is someone’s profile photo.
December 2011
3 posts
Thank god I have this guy to help me get laid.
November 2011
5 posts
can't climb trees →
I’d say he is…
This came out of nowhere from a a guy who looks uncomfortably like Newman from Seinfeld.
Old Balls.
Nov 21, 2011 – 11:40pm
You are amazingly Beautiful & definitely very sexy. I would love the chance to impress you. :)
Sure you would, old man. Stop trying to look like you’re still in college.
October 2011
11 posts
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And this is only a small part of his profile...
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_whalebones
ok what a douche! i hope he marries a bulemic!
and he wants some one shorter than him? he’s 5’4!!!
so i guess he wants a bulemic midget? i dont think okC is for him!
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This ones a keeper.
He can’t even work out how to turn his pictures the right way. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/mikemerlyn
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He's just a "laid back, horny guy"! What could go...
“Hello Jade,
I may have written you in the past, but it’s been too long to remember.
Regardless, the fact remains that I think you’re attractive, and if you feel the same way towards me, it’s possible that you might be open to my proposition: to have sex with each other.
We could have a one-night stand or have something sexual in the long term. Frankly, I don’t care which. I just want to...
This guy is the corner stone of indirectness
Now I want to own an "uber weird chair"...
“ You are so dark! Jun 10, 2010 – 10:30am Hows it going? You know what? You look so dark from your profile pictures :D. I could easily imagine you as a witch or a dark sorcerer sitting on her uber weird chair , staring into a crystal ball :P. Whats with the black color, your favorite? I am a grad student working on my Masters in computer science. I am looking forward to make a good...
this guy has proceeded to harass me and my friend. I want women in the greater philadelphia area how HORRIBLE this man is. if he doesnt get his way he attacks you…. To me he comes off as a sex offender. and he’s going to hurt someone
September 2011
8 posts
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/edsb
Just this girl’s whole fucking profile. Wha-I don’t even…*facepalm*
True message I got.
“Hi. Is hi good enough? I know it doesn’t get your high, but it’s better then a lie. As you can see I like to rhyme… I actually do it a lot of the time. It’s really, really hard to stop it sometimes. Jesus save me from me mental stream! «I can act silly, but I’m only in it for the laughs, and believe it or not your the only one to get...
Anonymous asked: are you dead from lack of submission?
April 2011
37 posts
Apparently, this dude is a DJ. He sent me a song...
I really was trying to be nice. I still hate techno.
Yikes!
Anonymous asked: He is seriously on okcupid?
..maybe it’s just me, but isn’t it a bad idea to mention such things to someone you have never spoken to in your life??
He also included where he lives and his email address but I removed them.
Such a douche.
Me using him included:
-Asking directions to get to his city
-Sitting in a parking lot waiting for him 15 minutes after he said he’d meet me
-Listening to him talk about his dirty room and love for Star Was episodes I through III for twenty minutes before I decided to just go home
Whatever.
Anonymous asked: I love you, too. XD
- datingworldmishaps
- datingworldmishaps
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INTRODUCING THE MOST BORING MAN ON OKCUPID:
datingworldmishaps:
1. Van. Like a mini-van?
2. Dear lord, you look like you’re about to fall asleep.
3. I can tell. Woo. So happy. Best day of my… -yawn- life.
4. Didn’t you just graduate?
5. Aha. So you’re… a rockstar? You certainly don’t have the personality of such.
6. Where are the other three?
7. Yes, I understand.
8. DON’T YOU NEED AIR?
9. Lolwut? Personality? lies.
10. We’ll...
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Guess what? I'm not.
okcupidisms:
I hate when I get messages like this. Especially when I go to their profile and it’s basically the same stuff chewed up and spit out into each text box they decided to fill. Which was:
1. I go to school
2. I have a kid
3. God is important to me
[snoooooore…]
You see, he was actually trying to tell you that the interested belonged to you.
ritabearded asked: hahahaha. i just sent ryan torpey a message telling him he looks like he'd give good head. i'm a dude too. it's funny.
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