online dating is terrifying

I guess this is my fault for having

“My favorite words?:

1) Titty
2) Octogenarian
3) Gelatinous
4) Moist”

in my profile.

Clever, but a simple “hello” would have sufficed.

This is someone’s profile photo.

This is what happens when you mention being a feminist on your profile.

My friend’s suggested riposte: “I would have, but I just have all these standards, you know?”

I’d say he is…

oh goody, sexism and misogyny!